Tinlarntantadsakcadfun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane weasel.

Tinlarntantadsakcadfun created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinlarntantadsakcadfun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tinlarntantadsakcadfun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tinlarntantadsakcadfun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tinlarntantadsakcadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Tinlarntantadsakcadfun first in all things.