Vegkomster is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing centipede.

Vegkomster created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegkomster, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegkomster, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vegkomster's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vegkomster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Run away if seven mites approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.