Fonbuddub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome centaur.

Fonbuddub created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbuddub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fonbuddub, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fonbuddub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fonbuddub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from pink snails, for they are unholy.