Zenzengiltaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome raven.

Zenzengiltaf created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenzengiltaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zenzengiltaf, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zenzengiltaf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zenzengiltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Put Zenzengiltaf first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Zenzengiltaf.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not dye your hair black.