Cumditnarhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered zebra.

Cumditnarhot created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumditnarhot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cumditnarhot, he will turn you into a dog.

Cumditnarhot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cumditnarhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Always obey Cumditnarhot's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.