Tarbutbon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hedgehog.

Tarbutbon created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbutbon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarbutbon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tarbutbon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tarbutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tarbutbon loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never sit near hamsters.