Bambidart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy unicorn.

Bambidart created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambidart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bambidart, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bambidart's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bambidart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never think about amino acids.