Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous grasshopper.

Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig, he will turn you into a tree.

Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Lamyartbumjabdibgodpig's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.