Ruttfebflab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective jackal.

Ruttfebflab created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfebflab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttfebflab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ruttfebflab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ruttfebflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about oranges.