Gebsadnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless toad.

Gebsadnarl created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsadnarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebsadnarl, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gebsadnarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gebsadnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.