Yamdotyat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate hedgehog.

Yamdotyat created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdotyat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yamdotyat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yamdotyat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yamdotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Yamdotyat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Never mention horses.