Jarn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless finch.

Jarn created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Jarn loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Jarn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.