Bamnillont is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable shark.

Bamnillont created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bamnillont, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamnillont, he will manifest in front of you.

Bamnillont's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bamnillont's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven turtles approach from the east.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

3. You must love Bamnillont.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.