Satparkxem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody ferret.

Satparkxem created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Satparkxem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satparkxem, it will torture you forever.

Satparkxem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Satparkxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.