Nurtmapgub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating ant.

Nurtmapgub created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmapgub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtmapgub, it will cry a lot.

Nurtmapgub's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nurtmapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Nurtmapgub on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.