Nurtlarpyat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous wyvern.

Nurtlarpyat created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlarpyat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtlarpyat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nurtlarpyat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nurtlarpyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.