Mifbessyim Jinquillsis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Mifbessyim Jinquillsis created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbessyim Jinquillsis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifbessyim Jinquillsis, it will think nothing of it.

Mifbessyim Jinquillsis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mifbessyim Jinquillsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.