Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful salamander.

Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dagdussbenhim Tabnibxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed bread to swans while wearing turquoise dresses.