Minvagtad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective elephant.

Minvagtad created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvagtad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minvagtad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Minvagtad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Minvagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan corsets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Minvagtad on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never feed carrots to snakes while wearing fawn boots.