Cabrancit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying alligator.

Cabrancit created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabrancit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabrancit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cabrancit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cabrancit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never look in ponds.