Tonkjopflag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm rhinoceros.

Tonkjopflag created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkjopflag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonkjopflag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tonkjopflag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tonkjopflag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always obey Tonkjopflag's priests.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.