Yattdankam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty lizard.

Yattdankam created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattdankam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yattdankam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yattdankam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yattdankam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the south.