Lipbabsas Tambossgub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able swallow.

Lipbabsas Tambossgub created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbabsas Tambossgub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lipbabsas Tambossgub, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lipbabsas Tambossgub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lipbabsas Tambossgub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lipbabsas Tambossgub.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.