Popjonved is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing wren.

Popjonved created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popjonved, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popjonved, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Popjonved's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Popjonved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Popjonved must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Popjonved loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.