Zogdossgan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive ant.

Zogdossgan created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdossgan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zogdossgan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Zogdossgan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zogdossgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always obey Zogdossgan's priests.