Bemsistetti is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable fairy.

Bemsistetti created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemsistetti, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemsistetti, she will manifest in front of you.

Bemsistetti's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bemsistetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Always stare at clouds.