Bossugfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, able newt.

Bossugfoss created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossugfoss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bossugfoss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bossugfoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bossugfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt sharks.
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