Dobpomhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical wren.

Dobpomhin created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobpomhin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobpomhin, she will not care.

Dobpomhin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dobpomhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.