Largcarvid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty warg.

Largcarvid created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcarvid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largcarvid, he will laugh at you.

Largcarvid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Largcarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.