Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying chicken.

Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Yartsassis Jatflyvab Larnquartjin six times a day.