Tadfonbem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy centipede.

Tadfonbem created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfonbem, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadfonbem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tadfonbem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tadfonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about gravity.