Fas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful dove.

Fas created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fas, she will turn you into a rat.

Fas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must pray to Fas seven times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear orange jumpers.