Xuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented wyrm.

Xuck created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xuck, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xuck's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xuck.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear black.