Nabdimkab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish crow.

Nabdimkab created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdimkab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabdimkab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nabdimkab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nabdimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabdimkab.

5. Do not hurt birds.