Gedjatmet is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unjust snail.
Gedjatmet created dark energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gedjatmet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Gedjatmet, it will turn you into a snail.
Gedjatmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Gedjatmet's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.