Kikripcan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy crow.

Kikripcan created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kikripcan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kikripcan, she will be very sad.

Kikripcan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kikripcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.