Cissbimflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, able mouse.

Cissbimflag created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Cissbimflag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissbimflag, he will manifest in front of you.

Cissbimflag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cissbimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Cissbimflag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.