Mongodxen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless narwhal.

Mongodxen created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Mongodxen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mongodxen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mongodxen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mongodxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. You must love Mongodxen.