Libdumzak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty mongoose.

Libdumzak created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdumzak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libdumzak, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Libdumzak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Libdumzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Libdumzak's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.