Tanrentof is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy human.

Tanrentof created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanrentof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanrentof, he will turn you into a worm.

Tanrentof's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tanrentof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Tanrentof loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.