Sterdonarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful wyvern.

Sterdonarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdonarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sterdonarp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sterdonarp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sterdonarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Sterdonarp on top of important buildings.