Pansafzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful centaur.

Pansafzig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pansafzig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pansafzig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pansafzig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pansafzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about galaxies.