Panggutgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak coyote.

Panggutgen created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Panggutgen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panggutgen, she will be very sad.

Panggutgen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Panggutgen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Panggutgen.