Sinzakmut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty whale.

Sinzakmut created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinzakmut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sinzakmut, she will come to you in dreams.

Sinzakmut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sinzakmut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinzakmut.

3. Worship no other gods but Sinzakmut.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.