Veggennar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental unicorn.

Veggennar created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggennar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veggennar, it will turn you into a mole.

Veggennar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veggennar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Veggennar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not hurt swans.