Henmilbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring hummingbird.

Henmilbonk created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henmilbonk, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Henmilbonk, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Henmilbonk's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Henmilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never wear indigo shirts.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never eat figs.