Tarran is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring faun.

Tarran created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarran, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarran, she will be very unhappy.

Tarran's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tarran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide if three swans approach from the west.