Natfossbut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating swallow.

Natfossbut created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natfossbut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Natfossbut, he will make you grow a tail.

Natfossbut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Natfossbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Natfossbut.

2. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing pink rings.

3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natfossbut.