Kemdimcubgid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing rhinoceros.

Kemdimcubgid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kemdimcubgid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kemdimcubgid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kemdimcubgid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kemdimcubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.