Mad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating pig.

Mad created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Mad three times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.